you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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