i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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