Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just pynch a tree in the face
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
