3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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