Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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