At least make sure they are 18
Why
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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