Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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