Non-Jews are for practice
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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