No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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