Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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