i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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