She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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