windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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