You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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