Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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