I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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