covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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