just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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