OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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