but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
