you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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