Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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