I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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