if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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