Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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