She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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