They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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