Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I supernannyed him into submission
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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