Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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