The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize