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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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