VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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