Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
