quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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