What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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