Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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