if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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