therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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