Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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