I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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