just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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