I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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