oh god the rape fog is back!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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