i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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