I wish I could teleport
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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