DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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