If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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