You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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