a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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