There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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