Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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