no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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