At least make sure they are 18
Why
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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