Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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